then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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