Duck Duck Cougar?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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