Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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