Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
