big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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