You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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