question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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