Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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