Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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