haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
she woke up with a sticky ear
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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