Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We have started to decorate penises.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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