So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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