it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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