You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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