So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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