The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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