I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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