Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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