Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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