I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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