ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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