PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
home. puking in laundry basket.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
