I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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