how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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