I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
The air taste purple.
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