I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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