How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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