Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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