I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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