Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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