I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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