I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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