Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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