You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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