And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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