I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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