But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm eating all of the evidence.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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