so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'm both gender and math confused
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