How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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