you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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