wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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