i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Houston, we have a blender
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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