WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Ladies don't puke and tell
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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