I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
