Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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