he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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