Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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