What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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