CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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