i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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