waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
