nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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