I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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