his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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