Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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