Fuck appropriateness.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
